I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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