so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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