How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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