So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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