is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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