I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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