Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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