god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
this will be a night to untag.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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