Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Swine flu is the new snow day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Randomize
