road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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