A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
So squirting runs in the family.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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