I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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