Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
