Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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