All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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