Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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