You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
