Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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