She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
So squirting runs in the family.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Shame - the story of my life.
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