We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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