why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize
