belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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