So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
the liver wants what the liver wants
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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