ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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