Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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