So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Randomize
