No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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