Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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