Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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