haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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