Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
we're making bets on your personal life
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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