Dual....:-)
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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