i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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