I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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