Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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