tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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