She is in my trunk
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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