let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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