peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
