I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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