My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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