Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
