we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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