I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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