Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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