Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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