I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
My pussy is not your playground.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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