I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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