She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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