Sponge bath it is.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Randomize
