she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I wear drunk well.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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